Who is on your "freebie list?" You know, the hypothetical list of the five celebrities that you'd be able to sleep with without getting in trouble with your significant other.

King of "Queens"

Kevin says: I normally don’t go for guys on the chunkier side, but something about Kevin James is sexy. I can’t quite put my finger on it except to say that he’s one of those guys who are greater than the sum of their parts.

Gov. O'Malley has Kevin's vote!

Martin O’Malley: I’ve had a crush on my Marty since he was Mayor of Baltimore. That salt-and-pepper hair, the political power, and his Charm City charm --- all put him on my list.

The Genie on Kev's "Wish List"

Kellogg’s Scottish Genie: Ok. I have no clue why this guy pushes my buttons. He’s not even a real person. It’s like putting Chandler Bing on the list. But, man, I swoon when I hear him start talking about granting wishes!

Hold the mayo!

Anderson Cooper (but only in a Kevin sandwich along with Dr. Sanjay Gupta). I think the fewer details I convey about this scenario, the better.

Bateman needs a spanking!

Jason Bateman: Smart, good looking, and self-effacingly funny. What more do you need in a celebrity crush?

Beth wants the Lowe down

Baldwin: It's Complicated...

Beth says:  If you want to trace how you have evolved as a person, you really need look no further than how your "Freebie List" has changed over the years. 

For example, #1 would've never made my list as a young girl, although he was on the list of many a young girl, I am certain.  However Rob Lowe was simply too pretty for my taste back in the 80's.  Now as he approaches 50, he has turned from pretty to downright handsome perfection.  Add in his liberal leanings and fantastic sense of humor and he easily makes it on my list.

#2 also would've never made it on my list in my 20s and 30s.  Again, he was a little soft for my taste.  With a few pounds on him and a devilish twinkle in his eye, Alec Baldwin has really become a suburban housewife's guilty pleasure.   

#3 is Dermot Mulroney, who has been in movies like "The Family Stone" and "The Wedding Date".  I am always a sucker for the swarthy, distinguished type.  As a human being, he may be a total tool, but what do I care?  This is my "Freebie List" not "Celebrity Soul Mate List"!

Are you familiar with "Grey's Anatomy"?  Of course you are, unless you live under a rock.  Even the Pope knows about McDreamy...but he is not

2 Steamy 2B 4Gotten

enough for me.  That's why I picked #4 and #5 with the caveat that I can have them together.  If I could have Patrick Dempsey and Eric Dane alone in a room for an hour, I think all bases would be covered.  Twice.